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Post  Fish-fan on 12th May 2010, 4:59 am

I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because
I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my male parts and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow...why else would I buy dog food??

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Post  DeadSled on 12th May 2010, 6:35 am

Lol, this is epic.

I'd love to pull something like this to some dumbo one day. Epic lulz would most definitely ensue.
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Post  moorish idol on 12th May 2010, 7:28 am

what a tool she is maybe you should have got on all fours and started barking like that nutter on a current affair ! lol!

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Post  liquidg on 12th May 2010, 1:02 pm

Some people are amazing hey,it s---s me to tears in keeping with the area where this story transpired that when some idiot is in the check out line as well and complaining or getting angry to the check out girl or guy about prices or a product, like they have a say in any of that, the customers should have name tags saying (Richard cranium),no swear words but is easy to understand,thats the way we would say it way back.

Once i got so ticked off waiting while this poor check out chick was being yelled at by this guy,i said to him are you an idiot or what,what the hell has this got to do with her,some guys dont like seeing actual anger thrown back at them,especialy by some one bigger Laughing .

I remember one of hundreds of comments or situations with my hobby and sport, back in the early eighties I was at cleve point getting a salt water aquarium water change and an old duck came over from this large group from a bus to me where I was filling my buckets and asked what I was doing and she was horrified once she learnt of what is was doing and said that I will drop the level of the ocean by doing this and she was quite angry.

At my age I think I have herd most of the moronic egotistical self-centred illogical uneducated comments making me a little embarrassed to share a similar body structure to them and i dont mean i look like an old duck Laughing .

Needless to say there are a lot of D--k heads in society.

Good story fish fan,what type of dogs are they?

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Post  Fish-fan on 13th May 2010, 5:50 am

Actually I don't have any dogs - got 3 cats though...................

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Post  moorish idol on 13th May 2010, 11:49 am

Classic !! lol

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Post  liquidg on 13th May 2010, 1:36 pm

I am sure i have herd that story at work years ago, my other half remembers it, still there are actually a lot of wack jobs in check out lines,hang on,i think maybe everywhere is more like it,oh well it makes life interesting Laughing !

Three cats?? I was expecting a cat disclosed by such as fishfan but three, I hope they are indoors always or they really should have a close affinity with crab pots or speed bump training.

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Post  Fish-fan on 14th May 2010, 12:24 am

Our 3 Abyssinians are strictly indoor cats. The only wildlife they catch are cockroaches & 6 inch grasshoppers that get into their outdoor run.

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Post  liquidg on 14th May 2010, 4:47 am

As you can see fish fan I hate cats but believe people should have the rights to have them as family members or just pets, depending on the extent of your love for cats.

We have one, well my better half has one, plus we have two dogs so the meaty bites diet sounds interesting,lol, good on you fish fan in keeping your pet from killing harmless fauna, native ones at that normally.

I get so tired of these f-ing morons that say its natural for cats to kill lizards birds and so on,abosolute morons, we have no native cats or anything like the domesticated cat naturaly in the wild or from here, how the hell is it natural.

A naturally instinctive and native crocodile should be put in their lounge room with them, thatís as natural as a cat hunting in suburbia in a country that it does not come from, that works for me.

Our street used to have a duck or two walk along from the creek at the end of it and eastern lizards and more until the neighbours across the road got three cats that hunt constantly, the last time we saw a duck just after they got the second cat it had a broken wing and bleeding walking past the house on the grass foot path area,cars are not a prob here we get one car an hour in our dead end narrow street,we got it to the vet and because no one is allowed to home a native duck as it would never fly again it had to be put down,I just love cats?????,I know itís the idiots that own them!

Itís good you are not like the majority of cat owners.

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