HOW TO STOP SUSPECTED BOMBERS AT AIRPORTS:

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

Have a booth that passengers step into that will not x-ray them, but will detonate any explosive device they may have on their body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ..... Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."