The Curative Powers of Green Tea

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor asks: "What happened?"

Woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good cure for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of green tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

The woman says: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with green tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" How does the tea do that??

Doctor said: "The tea does f**k all, it’s just keeping your mouth shut that does the trick!"